Daydream Hero Gifts

'Walter, stop fantasizing and get back to your desk.'

Hot Air Balloon

Desert Island Fantasies

"How long have you felt like a three-masted schooner?"

"Can I get back to you, I'm trapped in an idea"

'I have this horrible premonition that he's turning into a butterfly.'

Wordplay: Me.

Man in boat sees clock rising in distance instead of the sun.

'Yes sir, I'll get my chief daydreamer onto it now.'

Chaironaut

No Action Comics

'Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?'

Salesman on Holiday

'It's not what you think, sir. I'm power daydreaming.'

I told my mom about my imaginary friend and now she wants to schedule all my play dates.

"I was just talking to Charlie Rose in my head."

"Flying around all day just won't cut it - sooner or later, you're going to have to fight some evil."

The grass is always greener.

'Are you meditating or fantasizing?'

"Why is it that every time I stare mindlessly out the window you find something for me to do?"

"I'm sorry, I was daydreaming about you and your stupid sales material getting eaten by a giant crocodile. Please continue."

"Robyn Dixon got remarried!!!"

'It's a fine line between meditating and fantasying.'

Man reinacts diving entry into the sea.

"My work is to stare into space."

'For goodness sake, stop whistling while you work.' - 'I wasn't working, only whistling.'

"A Thuper Hero needth cape to fly..."

Little Beverly Cards

"It's a tough job, but it offers frequent flyer miles."

"By some blunder the box contained not a model XR500 bomber, but the real thing"

'Whenever I feel the urge to travel, I go out to the airport for a couple hours, and that cures it.'

'My fitness tracker only logged three hours of sleep last night, but so far today I'm at five hours of day dreaming.'

"Still not batman."

"What would your super-power be?"

"Your faucet is running."