Daydream Pilot T-Shirts

'Whenever I feel the urge to travel, I go out to the airport for a couple hours, and that cures it.'

'Walter, stop fantasizing and get back to your desk.'

Desert Island Fantasies

'When you said, Dream Team, I thought you meant the Swiss Bikini Team.'

"How long have you felt like a three-masted schooner?"

"Can I get back to you, I'm trapped in an idea"

A child watches as a small figure parachutes out of a tiny aeroplane that has collided with his mobile.

Man in boat sees clock rising in distance instead of the sun.

Chaironaut

'Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?'

Salesman on Holiday

'It's not what you think, sir. I'm power daydreaming.'

"So, Bond, we finally meet again."

I told my mom about my imaginary friend and now she wants to schedule all my play dates.

"Why is it that every time I stare mindlessly out the window you find something for me to do?"

"I'm sorry, I was daydreaming about you and your stupid sales material getting eaten by a giant crocodile. Please continue."

'It's a fine line between meditating and fantasying.'

'How's your chaos theory coming along, dear?'

'He never used to be this good - he's a cured ham.'

Man reinacts diving entry into the sea.

'If our technology is so much more advanced than theirs, how come we don't have in-flight movies?'

Little Beverly Cards

'For goodness sake, stop whistling while you work.' - 'I wasn't working, only whistling.'

'I hate February.'

'My fitness tracker only logged three hours of sleep last night, but so far today I'm at five hours of day dreaming.'

"Your faucet is running."

'Tell me professor, what is this cloning all about?'

Dog Dreams of Bone Clouds.

'Holly? Are you listening?'

"Doing anything this weekend?"

I just can't stop thinking about trains!

"I just now dreamed I was in bed watching TV."

"Oh, you know, the usual - just imagining what my co-workers look like naked."

Lost-in-thought and found.

'Is that how your brain works? 'Cause that sounds primitive.'