Daydream Champion T-Shirts

'My fitness tracker only logged three hours of sleep last night, but so far today I'm at five hours of day dreaming.'

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

"Even if forced to slave all day, in my mind I'll always play!"

Fishing for Birds

I wonder what kind of wizard or vampire my husband will be

Commuters waiting at UFO stop.

"Remember that time I let you steer the boat and we crashed and had to swim here to die? Remember?"

'Walter, stop fantasizing and get back to your desk.'

"Fellow graduates, when I look at you, I see future princesses, ninjas, wizards, superheroes, and zombies."

"It's a beautiful day. I should go for a walk. . . Oh, now my neighbors are all out there."

"Quit daydreaming and get back to work."

Thought bubble mirrors the cloud in the sky.

'How was I to know that my invisible friend was so rambunctious?'

"How long have you felt like a three-masted schooner?"

'When you said, Dream Team, I thought you meant the Swiss Bikini Team.'

A little boy is crawling through a sandbox towards his mother as though he were dying of thirst in a desert.

'With one stroke of his fibre-tipped pen, Cartoonman laid waste to all that was evil...'

'Man, I'm age 21 now and so far, I haven't done anything important. Things can't go on like this or I will have to forget my plan to become rich and famous by writing my autobiography at age 35!'

Have you considered a career in travel brochures?

Thought Cloud

'Sometimes, in the stillness and warmth of an afternoon sun, I can almost hear interest compounding.'

One day, he hoped to hit the big time.

"Can I get back to you, I'm trapped in an idea"

I Drew a Hot Guy

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

'We're counting any daydreaming in the office as vacation time.'

'My imaginary playmate is on the honor roll.'

"This is one of those beautiful summer days when I'm flooded with memories of things that never happened to me."

'Actually, this is when I'm at my most creative, when I don't seem to be doing anything.'

Man in boat sees clock rising in distance instead of the sun.

No Miss, I wasn't day dreaming. I was planning my summer vacation!

'Yes sir, I'll get my chief daydreamer onto it now.'

"Oh man...I'm so sorrry...I just keep thinking that someday, we'll be together... But, it's totally wrong to assume all my dreams will come true."

"Have you noticed that when you're having fun, the days go by really fast? But when you aren't doing anything, things go by super slow."