Daydream Champion T-Shirts

'My fitness tracker only logged three hours of sleep last night, but so far today I'm at five hours of day dreaming.'

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

"Even if forced to slave all day, in my mind I'll always play!"

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

Fishing for Birds

'Walter, stop fantasizing and get back to your desk.'

"It's a beautiful day. I should go for a walk. . . Oh, now my neighbors are all out there."

"Fellow graduates, when I look at you, I see future princesses, ninjas, wizards, superheroes, and zombies."

"Remember that time I let you steer the boat and we crashed and had to swim here to die? Remember?"

"Quit daydreaming and get back to work."

Thought bubble mirrors the cloud in the sky.

'How was I to know that my invisible friend was so rambunctious?'

'Sometimes, in the stillness and warmth of an afternoon sun, I can almost hear interest compounding.'

A little boy is crawling through a sandbox towards his mother as though he were dying of thirst in a desert.

'When you said, Dream Team, I thought you meant the Swiss Bikini Team.'

"How long have you felt like a three-masted schooner?"

Have you considered a career in travel brochures?

Thought Cloud

'Man, I'm age 21 now and so far, I haven't done anything important. Things can't go on like this or I will have to forget my plan to become rich and famous by writing my autobiography at age 35!'

One day, he hoped to hit the big time.

"Can I get back to you, I'm trapped in an idea"

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

'We're counting any daydreaming in the office as vacation time.'

I Drew a Hot Guy

'My imaginary playmate is on the honor roll.'

"This is one of those beautiful summer days when I'm flooded with memories of things that never happened to me."

'Actually, this is when I'm at my most creative, when I don't seem to be doing anything.'

Man in boat sees clock rising in distance instead of the sun.

No Miss, I wasn't day dreaming. I was planning my summer vacation!

"My lecture is about our short attention spans and what a lovely day it is I should be walking but tomorrow maybe I’ll cut the grass..."

'Yes sir, I'll get my chief daydreamer onto it now.'

Man thinks about his wife while fishing and thinks about fishing next to his wife

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