Daydream Defender T-Shirts

Salesman on Holiday

'I know what you mean... These things used to help me concentrate. Now they just get me to normal.'

'Holly? Are you listening?'

Football Fans

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

"Even if forced to slave all day, in my mind I'll always play!"

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

Fishing for Birds

"It's a beautiful day. I should go for a walk. . . Oh, now my neighbors are all out there."

"Fellow graduates, when I look at you, I see future princesses, ninjas, wizards, superheroes, and zombies."

"Remember that time I let you steer the boat and we crashed and had to swim here to die? Remember?"

'Walter, stop fantasizing and get back to your desk.'

"Quit daydreaming and get back to work."

Thought bubble mirrors the cloud in the sky.

'How was I to know that my invisible friend was so rambunctious?'

'When you said, Dream Team, I thought you meant the Swiss Bikini Team.'

Thought Cloud

Wall Street lights the American Dream on fire while citizens try to burn Wall Street.

'Man, I'm age 21 now and so far, I haven't done anything important. Things can't go on like this or I will have to forget my plan to become rich and famous by writing my autobiography at age 35!'

A little boy is crawling through a sandbox towards his mother as though he were dying of thirst in a desert.

'Sometimes, in the stillness and warmth of an afternoon sun, I can almost hear interest compounding.'

Have you considered a career in travel brochures?

One day, he hoped to hit the big time.

"Can I get back to you, I'm trapped in an idea"

'My imaginary playmate is on the honor roll.'

'We're counting any daydreaming in the office as vacation time.'

'He's soccer mad! Ever since he did his first sums he's wanted to be a players' agent.'

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

I Drew a Hot Guy

'It's great that you want a career in football, Timothy, but don't you think being a striker would be more fun than being a goalpost.'

"This is one of those beautiful summer days when I'm flooded with memories of things that never happened to me."

'Actually, this is when I'm at my most creative, when I don't seem to be doing anything.'

No Miss, I wasn't day dreaming. I was planning my summer vacation!

"My lecture is about our short attention spans and what a lovely day it is I should be walking but tomorrow maybe I’ll cut the grass..."

'Yes sir, I'll get my chief daydreamer onto it now.'