David Icke Fan Gifts

'I keep thinking I'm David Icke...'

More Reasons To Beware Of Dog

Panettone

Will rule with iron fist for food.

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

Bubble; 'This castle manager job better be for real.'

'He'll stop being so smug when he gets his first dent.'

'Honey, it's your worms of the month delivery!'

Boy breaking off a huge icicle.

'The holidays are about to be thrust upon us, Edgar, are you prepared?'

"I'm not convinced that 'Chekhov on Ice' was a good idea."

"Hells Angels, Zamboni Division"

Lancelot put to the Test.

"Infecting their computers with the Pillage&Plunder Virus just doesn't give the same satisfaction as actually doing it."

"You idiot! It's all bare walls and Ikea these days."

Giant Ice Skates

"You won't see a more naturally gifted skater."

"You guys made your own yard figures for Christmas?"

'Sure, they're invaders, but you have to agree: Those Vikings have great helmets!'

'I wonder who they'll bring on as manager for the second half.'

'Don't worry, if we are attaked I will always put you first.'

Peripheral vision cow

Sports area vendors.

"I'll be over at Geoffrey d'Anglouleme's place, settling his hash."

"I could not believe it, there he was, attacking me: I thought knights were supposed to protect ladies..."

"Whose idea was it to bring the pineapple?"

Fish with chainsaw under skating rink

"Iced grande soy triple-lutz latte!"

Eskimo child sells lemonade icees in the arctic north.

"Sir Eustache is searching for a coaster for the holy grail."

"Nurse, the allen key, please."

Well I suppose we could trace this back to a flaw in the proposal that didn't account for an unusually warm spring which lead to more runoff and the subsequent desalinization of the channel. Or we could trace it back to that damn rock.

'Sure, it doesn't look very big from here, but it's just the tip of the iceberg...'