David Icke Fan Gifts

'I keep thinking I'm David Icke...'

More Reasons To Beware Of Dog

Panettone

Will rule with iron fist for food.

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

Bubble; 'This castle manager job better be for real.'

'He'll stop being so smug when he gets his first dent.'

The Hockey Puckey

'The holidays are about to be thrust upon us, Edgar, are you prepared?'

'Honey, it's your worms of the month delivery!'

Boy breaking off a huge icicle.

"I'm not convinced that 'Chekhov on Ice' was a good idea."

"Hells Angels, Zamboni Division"

"You idiot! It's all bare walls and Ikea these days."

Lancelot put to the Test.

"You won't see a more naturally gifted skater."

"Infecting their computers with the Pillage&Plunder Virus just doesn't give the same satisfaction as actually doing it."

Giant Ice Skates

Philip Kindred Dick

"You guys made your own yard figures for Christmas?"

'Sure, they're invaders, but you have to agree: Those Vikings have great helmets!'

'Don't worry, if we are attaked I will always put you first.'

'I wonder who they'll bring on as manager for the second half.'

Peripheral vision cow

Sports area vendors.

"I could not believe it, there he was, attacking me: I thought knights were supposed to protect ladies..."

"I'll be over at Geoffrey d'Anglouleme's place, settling his hash."

"Whose idea was it to bring the pineapple?"

Fish with chainsaw under skating rink

Mohamed Salah

"Iced grande soy triple-lutz latte!"

"Nurse, the allen key, please."

Eskimo child sells lemonade icees in the arctic north.

"Sir Eustache is searching for a coaster for the holy grail."

'Sure, it doesn't look very big from here, but it's just the tip of the iceberg...'