Dating Socialite Pillows

'You should consider yourself most fortunate - I don't often do things for charity!'

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

"Another flue shot, Larry.

Children's Party

Every morning the office gossip was cascaded down...

A little sharpener before dinner, darling?

"Even my chauffeur has a chauffeur."

"'Mr. Evans,' she said to me with that adorable smile, 'I think you're the nicest boy in the entire old-boy network.'"

Rod was unimpressed with the party - Sure, he was surrounded by bikini-clad lovelies, there was free champagne and a 20-foot jelly, but much to his chagrin, there was a distinct lack of cheese and pineapple chunks.

"Whoa! Wrong bar?"

'Look at him with another business model on his arm.'

"Bob choked on a spoon of caviar while he was on skiing vacation in St. Moritz."

Working from home to-do list.

'Ah, beer! And the bringer of beer!'

A day at the races

Computer Head

'Everyone here likes a big band, right?'

'Fill 'er up Fred!'

"Brian's considering the optics."

'Can I get you anything? Coffee? A biscuit?...A lift home?'

Today's Buzz word...

"What might you have written that I might say I've read?"

"Francophobe meet Francophile."

"There's a notice from the co-op board. Would we be interested in playing softball on the Great Lawn?"

"Either you're emitting the scent of power, or your phone battery is about to explode."

"This is the Upper East Side, sir. We don’t sell ‘well’ vodka."

'Can anybody here separate their fingers and if so will you pour?'

"Please try not to offer expert analysis."

"Imogene is just back from an extended trip through the Navajo country."

"I want you two to meet some people who just bought a fabulous five-story brownstone with a garden in Troy, New York."

'Oh, we've met. We were once married to one another.'

"Your party just totally blew us away."