Dating Socialite T-Shirts

'You should consider yourself most fortunate - I don't often do things for charity!'

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

"Another flue shot, Larry.

Children's Party

Every morning the office gossip was cascaded down...

"'Mr. Evans,' she said to me with that adorable smile, 'I think you're the nicest boy in the entire old-boy network.'"

A little sharpener before dinner, darling?

"Even my chauffeur has a chauffeur."

Working from home to-do list.

'Look at him with another business model on his arm.'

"Whoa! Wrong bar?"

Rod was unimpressed with the party - Sure, he was surrounded by bikini-clad lovelies, there was free champagne and a 20-foot jelly, but much to his chagrin, there was a distinct lack of cheese and pineapple chunks.

"Bob choked on a spoon of caviar while he was on skiing vacation in St. Moritz."

'Ah, beer! And the bringer of beer!'

"Brian's considering the optics."

A day at the races

Computer Head

'Fill 'er up Fred!'

'Everyone here likes a big band, right?'

'Can I get you anything? Coffee? A biscuit?...A lift home?'

Today's Buzz word...

"Imogene is just back from an extended trip through the Navajo country."

"There's a notice from the co-op board. Would we be interested in playing softball on the Great Lawn?"

'Oh, we've met. We were once married to one another.'

"I want you two to meet some people who just bought a fabulous five-story brownstone with a garden in Troy, New York."

"Please try not to offer expert analysis."

'Can anybody here separate their fingers and if so will you pour?'

"This is the Upper East Side, sir. We don’t sell ‘well’ vodka."

"Your party just totally blew us away."

"Either you're emitting the scent of power, or your phone battery is about to explode."

"Francophobe meet Francophile."

"What might you have written that I might say I've read?"