'This is Captain Girard...if anyone back there wants to get a hold of me, I'll be on Facebook...'
Social Media Socialite T-Shirts
Help them stand out online—and offline—with t-shirts that feature witty, social media-inspired designs. Great for casual days or posting on the go.
'Robert's not a people person. He 'Friends' people on Facebook just so he can 'Unfriend' them the next day.'
"The world economy just came to a standstill as every person on the planet simultaneously became preoccupied with their e-mail, text messages, blogs, tweets..."
"He just 'unfriended' me...That's not a good start!"
"I'm not sure about writing Shakespeare, but a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters sounds like a pretty good description of the blogosphere."
"Oh no, not more virtue smoke signals from the newcomers."
Seniors Snooker Tournament.
'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'
#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors
Cellphone Islands
'A Ball at the Mansion House'
The Modern Novel.
Children's Party
"Another flue shot, Larry.
Every morning the office gossip was cascaded down...
"'Mr. Evans,' she said to me with that adorable smile, 'I think you're the nicest boy in the entire old-boy network.'"
A little sharpener before dinner, darling?
"He's so into social media that he's become anti-social."
Online marriage ceremony.
"Whoa! Wrong bar?"
Working from home to-do list.
'Look at him with another business model on his arm.'
A sign outside a bookstore reads: "Meet the people in the bookstore cafe staring at their laptops 2-4 p.m."
Rod was unimpressed with the party - Sure, he was surrounded by bikini-clad lovelies, there was free champagne and a 20-foot jelly, but much to his chagrin, there was a distinct lack of cheese and pineapple chunks.
"Bob choked on a spoon of caviar while he was on skiing vacation in St. Moritz."
"Happy thanksgiving!"
"Brian's considering the optics."
Social Notworking
'If you're worried what to say you do for a living at your reunion, just tell them you recently bought a large stake in a local brewery.'
A day at the races
'Ah, beer! And the bringer of beer!'
'Everyone here likes a big band, right?'
Computer Head
'Fill 'er up Fred!'
'Can I get you anything? Coffee? A biscuit?...A lift home?'
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