Twittering Socialite T-Shirts

'You simply must eat at No 47! Their meal worm mix is to die for!'

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

Cellphone Islands

The Modern Novel.

"Another flue shot, Larry.

Children's Party

A little sharpener before dinner, darling?

"'Mr. Evans,' she said to me with that adorable smile, 'I think you're the nicest boy in the entire old-boy network.'"

"He's so into social media that he's become anti-social."

Working from home to-do list.

Rod was unimpressed with the party - Sure, he was surrounded by bikini-clad lovelies, there was free champagne and a 20-foot jelly, but much to his chagrin, there was a distinct lack of cheese and pineapple chunks.

"Whoa! Wrong bar?"

Online marriage ceremony.

"Bob choked on a spoon of caviar while he was on skiing vacation in St. Moritz."

A sign outside a bookstore reads: "Meet the people in the bookstore cafe staring at their laptops 2-4 p.m."

"Happy thanksgiving!"

'If you're worried what to say you do for a living at your reunion, just tell them you recently bought a large stake in a local brewery.'

'Fill 'er up Fred!'

Social Notworking

'Everyone here likes a big band, right?'

"Brian's considering the optics."

'Ah, beer! And the bringer of beer!'

Computer Head

A day at the races

'Can I get you anything? Coffee? A biscuit?...A lift home?'

Today's Buzz word...

'Oh, we've met. We were once married to one another.'

"This is the Upper East Side, sir. We don’t sell ‘well’ vodka."

"Francophobe meet Francophile."

"Please try not to offer expert analysis."

"What might you have written that I might say I've read?"

"Imogene is just back from an extended trip through the Navajo country."