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'What the... I told the dating agency to send serious candidates only!!'

"What if I dress up like a Chihuahua?"

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

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"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

That must be my computer date... (Answers door to robot).

Okay, I'll admit I was wrong. But I won't say what I was wrong about.

"Then again, an honest profile picture would not have got me a wonderful 'Duck Confit with a Chocolat Creme Brulee.'"

"I just love a nice knight out."

"I see marriage as a verb, he sees it as a triathlon."

"OK, now what?"

"This sounds promising. . . dark brown hair, loyal, cuddly and good in bed."

Barman indicates sick bucket, alongside usual ice bucket, saying to attractive woman: 'That's there in case you hear any particularly bad chat-up lines.'

"Don't blame me! Your profile said nothing about a seafood allergy."

"Your online profile says you like to foxtrot."

"Don't panic, she'll be back. We lock the washroom windows from the outside."

"Don't wait too long for Mr. Right or you'll end up with Mr. What's left!"

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"Hi!- standards need lowering?"

"I'm going to New Zealand for a walk."

"Sorry, pal. I just need to make sure she likes me for me."

"I had guys chase my tail, then one day I thought, hey, dummy, get rid of the middlemen and chase your own tail!"

"Hi, I'm Miranda: I like sniffing bums, rolling about in dead things and chasing tennis balls. . ."

'Top is right! He's a scaffolder working on a tower block'

"I know that on-line dating service claims a 90% success rate, but let's face it, Henry, we're in that other ten percent!"

"I must say, Doctor Jeckyll, that you bear little resemblance to your profile picture."

"I'll be honest with you, Jeannette, I'm looking for a no-load relationship."

'Frankly, I'm looking for someone who's tall, dark and solvent.'

'Your credit card or mine?'

'Our relationship is getting serious. He's taking me to meet his doctor.'

'Yes, this is my first time at speed dating. Is it that obvious?'

'....in fact, I don't even know why Mrs. Goldberg put us together.'

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"I'm looking for a dreamboat, not a shipwreck."

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