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'Top is right! He's a scaffolder working on a tower block'

'These are the qualities I'm looking for in a first wife.'

'I'm sorry, sir, but affirmative action guidelines require that your first date be a Nepalese pastry cook.'

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

'My understanding of psychiatry is that women fantasiss and men internalise - in fact I'd like to internalise right now.'

'Charlie is the first to admit that he's too old for me.'

"I feel we haven't moved beyond parallel play."

"Why don't you find a museum!"

"We first met on the net. We began to court, but between my foul mouth and Wilson being on the rebound...let's just say it was a long shot, but he pressed, and I was defenseless. Now, we're as 'hoopy' as can be."

Tunnel of Love/Tunnel of Marriage

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

Online Dating

Battle of the sexes in a relationship

'When we first met there was a chemistry between us. These days though, it's more of a 'chemistry set'.'

"You never told me your dad was so delightfully old-fashioned."

"I feel like I don’t even know my own husband ... and it’s driving me wild!"

'Trust me, she can't fail to notice you now...'

"This is just SO like him. For years, I begged him to straighten up and fly right, and when he finally DID, it was right into a picture window!"

That must be my computer date... (Answers door to robot).

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

'Jane, cancel all my appointments for the rest of the week.'

'The way we met was interesting. I opened my wallet and there she was!'

Okay, I'll admit I was wrong. But I won't say what I was wrong about.

"She said, 'I'll go if you go,' and I said, 'I'll go if you go,' and here we are."

'We need to talk about your fear of commitment, Ralph.'

"I just love a nice knight out."

"Arthur, I need my space."

"Then again, an honest profile picture would not have got me a wonderful 'Duck Confit with a Chocolat Creme Brulee.'"

Heart to heart talk.

"I see marriage as a verb, he sees it as a triathlon."

"Why can’t this count as ‘date night’?"

"Yes, he was very nice, Mom, but he had to cut the date short because it was... 'report card time'!"

"Frank, I want you to try antidepressants."

"OK, now what?"

"This sounds promising. . . dark brown hair, loyal, cuddly and good in bed."