Dating Rule Enthusiast T-Shirts

"I don't take off the mask until the third date."

'Thou shalt not steal...except for bases.'

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

"We met through the personals. We both were seeking someone 'Rubenesque'."

'I really can't stay for dessert. Why don't you stay and DVR the rest of the date for me?'

"Penny's still having issues grasping 'icing the puck,' but she nailed 'offsides' and 'too many men' today!"

Dr Ed Henderson demonstrates that it IS possible for someone to become too familiar with the safety rules.

"Yes, he was very nice, Mom, but he had to cut the date short because it was... 'report card time'!"

Dating - "Oh, and she must have a sense of humour."

"Do you have a boyfriend?"

"You lack spontaniety."

'Just think of one of these as enabling legislation for the golden rule.'

"I'm experiencing bouts of heavy breathing and dizziness when I'm speed dating!"

Biological Cuckoo clock

'He had bulging muscles and a wallet to match!'

"I feel I'm losing touch with the unrealistic view I have of him."

"Ideally, I'm looking for a guy who can make me smile."

Ostrich Bar

Romantic Coffee Dates

When kissing a woman, try not to burp.

'You remind me of my ex-ex-ex.'

Alligator Bars

'The website made a mistake. Not 'erotic' - 'neurotic'.'

Women's Idea of Sharing/Men's Idea of Sharing.

'Are you ready to get hurt again?'

A Tree Grows In . . . Wherever.

"I've become so good at dating—relationships that used to take months now last a matter of days."

At last he had found the Regulatory Guidelines.

"Yes, we met on a blind date, or in your father's case, a blind drunk date."

"Ask me anything you want about Water Cress!"

"I'm afraid you will have to sign a non-disclosure agreement."

"What if I dress up like a Chihuahua?"