Dating Profile Daredevil Pillows

"Maybe you should consider revising your dating profile, 'Mr. Multi millionaire, of Guildford'."

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

Humpty Dumpty goes bungee jumping.

"You got maybe one that smells like cheese blintzes frying?"

'Well, Scout Smith, escort the little old lay across the street.'

"Why don't you start with tennis balls?!"

YOLO vs YODO

'I count only four parachutes. Where's Mr. Simms?'

'Helen, you're the team leader, why don't you jump first?'

Washing Line Walker

"I fell to the ground from a height of about two metres when I was born: My very first stunt!"

"Go ahead. Fly through it. I dare you."

'Let's try it once without the parachute.'

Living with Ulrich, such an adrenaline high.

'Coulda, woulda, and definitely shoulda.'

"Getting back into the market can be stressful. I recommend a portfolio of sleep-aids, tranquilizers, and antacids.'

Dairy Devil

"I normally don’t do this on the first date."

'Will you marry me, Gloria?'

"I fell in the mud again. Maybe I need a stunt double."

Another blind date ends badly for Jimbo the Clown.

A convenient attack of swine flu...

"Fancy a game of chicken?"

'Clayton enjoys living on the edge,'

Base jumper in squirrel suit sees splat shadow as he leaps from canyon wall.

Guide dog leads blind ski jumper off ramp.

Hunters wait at the bottom of a ski jump ramp.

"If he didn't live each day like it was his last, he would have lived another 40 years."

'Of course we can do it! We're BIRDS!'

Memorable Travel Adventure: 'I was in Florida, and on a whim, decided to wrestle an alligator.'

"There are some specific issues concerning landing yet to be resolved but we're making good progress."