Dating Profile Daredevil Pillows

"Maybe you should consider revising your dating profile, 'Mr. Multi millionaire, of Guildford'."

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

Remember how you advised me to get a dangerous hobby to build up my self-esteem and impress people? Well, all the dangerous hobbies were already taken. You wrestle alligators

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

Humpty Dumpty goes bungee jumping.

"You got maybe one that smells like cheese blintzes frying?"

YOLO vs YODO

"Why don't you start with tennis balls?!"

'Well, Scout Smith, escort the little old lay across the street.'

'I count only four parachutes. Where's Mr. Simms?'

'Helen, you're the team leader, why don't you jump first?'

"Go ahead. Fly through it. I dare you."

Washing Line Walker

"I fell to the ground from a height of about two metres when I was born: My very first stunt!"

'Let's try it once without the parachute.'

'Coulda, woulda, and definitely shoulda.'

Living with Ulrich, such an adrenaline high.

Dairy Devil

'Will you marry me, Gloria?'

"I normally don’t do this on the first date."

"I fell in the mud again. Maybe I need a stunt double."

"Getting back into the market can be stressful. I recommend a portfolio of sleep-aids, tranquilizers, and antacids.'

Another blind date ends badly for Jimbo the Clown.

A convenient attack of swine flu...

"Fancy a game of chicken?"

Hunters wait at the bottom of a ski jump ramp.

'Of course we can do it! We're BIRDS!'

Base jumper in squirrel suit sees splat shadow as he leaps from canyon wall.

Memorable Travel Adventure: 'I was in Florida, and on a whim, decided to wrestle an alligator.'

"If he didn't live each day like it was his last, he would have lived another 40 years."

'Clayton enjoys living on the edge,'

Guide dog leads blind ski jumper off ramp.

'One last thing. I want you each to wear these in the off chance that your reserve chute fails.'

'I tried it at home...'