Dating Pool Divers Pillows

'It's hard finding a caring,sensitive and good looking man. Most of them already have boyfriends.'

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

"All the good ones are either married, gay or Viggo Mortensen."

Two love poems in swimming pool. Shallow end and deep end.

"The worst thing about having aliens abduct you is that they say they’re going to call, but they never do."

The waterslides are fun, but the water seesaw, not so much.

Man visits palm reader with 'Doing Anything Tonight?' written on his hands.

Man jumping into swimming pool with phone.

"To meet the girl of your dreams, swipe right on the lamp."

Swimming Champion.

Well, I didn't know he was a dragon when I met him online!

They all have one thing in common...they all have bad breath.

As luck would have it the hunchback's blind date turned out to be a hunchbelly!

"Is that 'good reptilian' or 'bad reptilian'?"

Santa entering a pool for a swim

"Maybe we should follow that guy..."

'I didn't know you had this pool heated!'

'I thought dinner was going so well!'

'GPS systems don't work under water, so my job as a pilot fish is quite secure...'

"You've been saying we're getting an inground pool since we got married, and I gave up."

"It's not as deep as it looks - that's only a baby giraffe."

Some blind dates work out just fine.

"You're not ready for school to start, are you?"

A lesbian couple diving for pearls

"Oh, quit looking so uncomfortable! It's a pool party! You can't wear a cape and formal wear to a pool party."

First Dive

A learner driver in a heart-shaped car

Founding Father Benjamin Franklin must have been thinking about long holiday weekends when he wrote "Fish and visitors stink in three days."

Take-A-Break

Fantasy Football Betting Pool

"Can I pretend he's yours?"

Relaxing in the pool.

Collie F, 4 yrs old, well-trained, knows many tricks, wants to meet M, collie, afghan or greyhound. No mutts please.

Caution Pool Drained.

'Are you here about the lifeguard job?'