Dating Pool Divers T-Shirts

'It's hard finding a caring,sensitive and good looking man. Most of them already have boyfriends.'

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

"All the good ones are either married, gay or Viggo Mortensen."

Two love poems in swimming pool. Shallow end and deep end.

"The worst thing about having aliens abduct you is that they say they’re going to call, but they never do."

Man jumping into swimming pool with phone.

Man visits palm reader with 'Doing Anything Tonight?' written on his hands.

"To meet the girl of your dreams, swipe right on the lamp."

Swimming Champion.

They all have one thing in common...they all have bad breath.

Santa entering a pool for a swim

As luck would have it the hunchback's blind date turned out to be a hunchbelly!

"Maybe we should follow that guy..."

"Is that 'good reptilian' or 'bad reptilian'?"

"You've been saying we're getting an inground pool since we got married, and I gave up."

'I didn't know you had this pool heated!'

'I thought dinner was going so well!'

'GPS systems don't work under water, so my job as a pilot fish is quite secure...'

"It's not as deep as it looks - that's only a baby giraffe."

Some blind dates work out just fine.

A lesbian couple diving for pearls

"You're not ready for school to start, are you?"

"Oh, quit looking so uncomfortable! It's a pool party! You can't wear a cape and formal wear to a pool party."

First Dive

A learner driver in a heart-shaped car

Take-A-Break

Fantasy Football Betting Pool

"Can I pretend he's yours?"

Collie F, 4 yrs old, well-trained, knows many tricks, wants to meet M, collie, afghan or greyhound. No mutts please.

Relaxing in the pool.

Caution Pool Drained.

'Are you here about the lifeguard job?'

'The Internet Bride of Franksenstein.'