Dating Optimist Pillows

"Gee, I'm sorry this had to happen on our first date!"

"I should tell you, I have a concealed insecurity permit."

Help, I'm single.

Heartbreak is a waste of time...

"So you have a date with Gregorio?"

Life is for the birds.

'Oh my God. I love it!'

That shows business confidence.

What the Thinker was thinking: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

"I feel like that I've been given a unique oppurtunity to speak out on issues."

Six Thinking Hats

"I love your optimism."

'I don't like Gerald as a person, but I like him as a concept.'

"Listen to me, Nathan. Chicks love bad boys."

"I've learned something in this trial. My firm needs to hire that prosecutor."

"Boy, I hope we never end up like this."

"I think I can". (train)

"Using worst case scenario as a baseline, I consider this data quite encouraging."

'Actually, my mom was the first to notice he'd lost that new boyfriend smell!'

"Instead of making a long-term commitment to marriage, I've decided to lease a man."

'We had no contingency plan for things going right.'

"Don't you worry about me. I always land on my feet."

'The good news is that from now on I belong to a very rare species. There aren't many personnel managers who create their own pink slip.'

A man reads a book called 'Opening Lines' while a woman reads a book called 'Brush Offs'.

'Look, dear, they offer cloud storage for optimistic economic projections...it's called Cloud 9.'

"I just think things will work out for the best, and by the best I mean me."

Pollyanna, the Hamster

Doug reasoned that things could be worse...but just how much worse...he wasn't sure??

"Today stocks rose on the news that 'down' is a temporary state of mind."

"Oh, don't mind us... We just want to make sure it's really dead."

Man replaces tank sign with deer sign

"I've tried to keep one in the past, but it always flew away when my husband came home. So I thought I'd try this method!"

a crash-test dummy is performing some affirmations before going to work

"Half-full. Those were the days."