Dating Optimists Pillows

"Isn't she great? We met snorkeling in the Bahamas."

'I'm usually not very enthusiastic about blind dates, but I think that tonight went pretty smoothly!'

Life is for the birds.

'Oh my God. I love it!'

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

"I feel like that I've been given a unique oppurtunity to speak out on issues."

Six Thinking Hats

Protest

"Boy, I hope we never end up like this."

"I think I can". (train)

"Using worst case scenario as a baseline, I consider this data quite encouraging."

'Actually, my mom was the first to notice he'd lost that new boyfriend smell!'

"Don't you worry about me. I always land on my feet."

'We had no contingency plan for things going right.'

'The good news is that from now on I belong to a very rare species. There aren't many personnel managers who create their own pink slip.'

'Look at it this way ... one bad job can can give you all the experience you'll ever need.'

"I just think things will work out for the best, and by the best I mean me."

Pollyanna, the Hamster

"Today stocks rose on the news that 'down' is a temporary state of mind."

Doug reasoned that things could be worse...but just how much worse...he wasn't sure??

"Oh, don't mind us... We just want to make sure it's really dead."

"Look on the bright side, you never know what's round the corner."

Flower growing from a bomb.

"Someday our robots will have all our anxieties for us."

"His face may be in the gutter, but his bum's looking up at the stars."

'I fu*@!Ng hate you!!!'

Man replaces tank sign with deer sign

Ahhh, spring baseball.

"I've tried to keep one in the past, but it always flew away when my husband came home. So I thought I'd try this method!"

Tom's last day.

"Well, this must be as big as I'm supposed to get."

Newspaper headline is CUTE PUPPY RESCUED. Cat says: 'Sigh! It's all bad news in the papers, isn't it?'