Dating Optimist Mugs

"Gee, I'm sorry this had to happen on our first date!"

"I should tell you, I have a concealed insecurity permit."

Help, I'm single.

Heartbreak is a waste of time...

"So you have a date with Gregorio?"

Life is for the birds.

'Oh my God. I love it!'

That shows business confidence.

Road Forks in the Road: No Way and Yes Way.

What the Thinker was thinking: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

"I feel like that I've been given a unique oppurtunity to speak out on issues."

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

I really think I can handle this date on my own. Lemme ask you something. Would you trust me alone with a ybot 340? An Xbox 360? They changed the name? Okay. But you cannot hit on my date. I'm only here to help.

Six Thinking Hats

"I love your optimism."

'I don't like Gerald as a person, but I like him as a concept.'

"Boy, I hope we never end up like this."

Yeah, you're right. She's playing hard-to-get.

"I've learned something in this trial. My firm needs to hire that prosecutor."

"Listen to me, Nathan. Chicks love bad boys."

"I think I can". (train)

"Using worst case scenario as a baseline, I consider this data quite encouraging."

'Actually, my mom was the first to notice he'd lost that new boyfriend smell!'

A man reads a book called 'Opening Lines' while a woman reads a book called 'Brush Offs'.

"Instead of making a long-term commitment to marriage, I've decided to lease a man."

"Don't you worry about me. I always land on my feet."

'We had no contingency plan for things going right.'

'The good news is that from now on I belong to a very rare species. There aren't many personnel managers who create their own pink slip.'

'Look, dear, they offer cloud storage for optimistic economic projections...it's called Cloud 9.'

Highway of Life. Bump. Bump. Bump. Bump. Bump.

"I just think things will work out for the best, and by the best I mean me."

Pollyanna, the Hamster

Doug reasoned that things could be worse...but just how much worse...he wasn't sure??

"Today stocks rose on the news that 'down' is a temporary state of mind."

"Oh, don't mind us... We just want to make sure it's really dead."