Dating Inquirer Gifts

"I'm dating an exorcist..!"

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

"We met through the personals. We both were seeking someone 'Rubenesque'."

'I really can't stay for dessert. Why don't you stay and DVR the rest of the date for me?'

"I may be obsessive and I may be compulsive, but no way am I obsessive compulsive."

'I was attracted to you but your online photo, but now that I've seen you in High-Def...'

'I need someone who is willing to make a commitment not someone who's just interested in ruffling my feathers.'

Dating - "Oh, and she must have a sense of humour."

"Do you have a boyfriend?"

"I'm not against going to couples therapy, but it feels weird to do it on a first date."

"You lack spontaniety."

"Yes, he was very nice, Mom, but he had to cut the date short because it was... 'report card time'!"

"I'm experiencing bouts of heavy breathing and dizziness when I'm speed dating!"

Biological Cuckoo clock

"She says you sound like 'fun'!"

"Many of us are worrying, Brother Daniel, that you've become too clothes conscious."

"Ideally, I'm looking for a guy who can make me smile."

Ostrich Bar

Woman finds sensitive mechanic to date.

'The website made a mistake. Not 'erotic' - 'neurotic'.'

'Are you ready to get hurt again?'

Romantic Coffee Dates

'You remind me of my ex-ex-ex.'

Women's Idea of Sharing/Men's Idea of Sharing.

"You're not at all like your answering machine."

"Sorry, pal. I just need to make sure she likes me for me."

When kissing a woman, try not to burp.

"I'm not very good at sex, but what do you say to eight hours uproarious sleep?"

"If someone winks a you forty or fifty times, are they coming on to you?"

A Tree Grows In . . . Wherever.

"I've become so good at dating—relationships that used to take months now last a matter of days."

"Ask me anything you want about Water Cress!"