Chatty Inquirer Gifts

Annual run-off at the mouth.

"Where would you see yourself in five years' time?"

"Do you have any of those books that understand men?"

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

Remember my mum? I took that photo a week before she died. There's one of me...that was a good haircut.

Do Guns Kill?

My diagnosis? Restless tongue syndrome.

Mark's new invention worked great for long car rides. '...And then she said,and then I said, and then she said to me...'

'Do you come here often?'

"Is it just me, right, is it just me ...?"

'Mummy, what's a daddy one of those called?'

A guy tries his luck at the water cooler.

"If I go to the party alone, will I be able to leave when I want? But then, there's always the possibility that I will get stuck talking to someone. I can't shake the problem is me. What if no one else likes me? I'm the only one being critical... The issue is I'm not enough and it's really so huge." "The over thinker"

"I just want someone who texts me as often as Joe Biden does, you know?"

The Weather Channel. We're looking for someone who can talk up a storm.

I conduct comprehensive surveys - I ask my girlfriend.

Communication

Department of Philosophy. Free Why-Fi.

Social media messages

'One of his spectacles is bigger than the other!'

'My advice; forget the elephant in the room - focus on the Quad Demy.'

God hounded by the media.

'No, we don't take complaints, we SELL complaints.. If the sign said POPCORN, you wouldn't try to GIVE me popcorn, would you?'

"If you want me to ask him that you'll have to wait until after the watershed."

"If you need me, I'll be in my room watching YouTube videos, texting, Skyping and blowing off my homework."

'Mr. Watson?.. Alexander Graham Bell here. I'm a first-time caller...'

"You've got a vow of silence? How interesting! Tell me all about that!"

'Don't look now Muriel. But that Polyphemus guy has been giving you the eye all night.'

"Exhaustive research has determined that cats don't like baby talk."

Online Dating

Sometimes I imagine there's a man behind me, staring at me. That's crazy. Who said that?!?!?!

"Did you say girl cheese sandwiches? Why can't I have a boy cheese sandwich?"

"What kind of tea do you want - sleepytime, barkytime or buttsniffytime?"

Aliens man telephone store named ET&T Phones.

'Why don't you come to my birthday party? It'll be a great place for networking...'