Dating Dilemma Decoders Gifts

'I attract two types of guys: too forward or too backward.'

"Sure, it's more efficient. But I still miss shooting the arrows."

Online Dating

'Of all the women who responded to my dating profile, you had the best emoticon.'

Kissable Frogs in Your Area

Sally and Doug had met online and were proving to be very compatible...

'I was attracted to you but your online photo, but now that I've seen you in High-Def...'

"Don't take this the wrong way, Howard, but I'd like to go back to having an on-line relationship."

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

'You might show a little excitement at the figures, Johnson!'

"That guy I just met is already texting me pictures of his plumage."

'Okay, but not in person -- I prefer on-line dating.'

'Take this stick-drive and open the file 'John's Emotional Baggage'. It'll save a lot of time.'

'It's hard finding a caring,sensitive and good looking man. Most of them already have boyfriends.'

Information vs. confusion

"Romeo,Romeo. Are you online,Romeo"

Financially Secure Romantic with sufficient fire in belly seeks damsel in distress...

"What do you mean asking you to marry me via text wasn't romantic? Did you see the emoji with hearts for eyes I attached?"

We met online.

'That must be my computer date.'

Market Research - "I'm trying to remember to pick up a loaf of bread, but there's a 38% probability that I'll forget."

'We met online.'

"AI can now scan dating sites and find your best match."

Using a social media app to date

Online Romance

'Man... how I hate these pop-up's!'

"Well, yes, I suppose I could explain the test results in 'plain English' — but then you'd know how sick you are."

Cyber Love

"I must say, Doctor Jeckyll, that you bear little resemblance to your profile picture."

"Before we take this any further, I'd like us to open about our internet history."

'I'm not sure I want to see you again, but just in case, I've backed you up on a flash drive.'