Dating App Savant Pillows

Tasty.

Felix Mendelssohn

Peter's Pitas - now with pickled peppers.

What are you in the mood to get confused watching tonight?

"There's more inside."

"Dad's barbeucuing again so Mom's got the pizza place on speed dial."

All the apps hidden within a phone

Fred interpreted the word compact as a verb, not as an adjective.

"You looked a lot bigger on your dating profile."

Sir Edward Elgar

"So we've managed to consolidate all our multinational 24 hour hotline support centres down to one Single Point of Contact... and here he is."

"Wait...... I'm in the bathroom for one minute and you answer my wife's 'Where are you' text with..... 'I'm in a bar with Pete, checking out chicks, foxes and a cute little beaver'??"

Antonin Leopold Dvorak

'To find out how to start your new mobile, please read the manual. T' read the manual, please start your mobile.

"Wanna get pigeon holed?"

"Remember, son, you can be anything you want to be...except for maybe an aroma therapist."

Sandwich snob.

"You doomscroll, I make coffee, and together we forge bravely into each new day."

'You're in trouble. Your confidential memo went toxic and so did that tuna salad.'

Anton Bruckner.

I'd like it sliced thin for sandwiches.

"The dove certainly helped, but GPS really nailed it."

'I know I said you could take me home but I didn't mean to your place!'

'Ideally, I'd like a job where my multi-application cell phone will do all the work.'

"You no longer have to worry about me dropping my phone. The new phone comes with an airbag."

You're 22 hours early, Lance. I thought I was two hours late. Which do you prefer?

Bones Reunited

James and Sarah had no chance of sex with antibiotic resistant gonorrhea keeping them apart

"What would make it perfect, egg salad or pastrami?"

Benjamin Britten

Sergei Prokofiev.

Consumer care and technologies

"My new mobile phone makes me feel so space age!"

There's the pay TV remote, the set top box remote, the TV remote...now where did I put the worth watching remote?

"We'll have to operate to remove the phone from her hand!"