"Perhaps later on we can go back to my psychiatrist's office for some couples therapy?"
Date Night Disruptor T-Shirts
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"Do you mind?"
"Can you romance me after my tiramisu?"
Asking out a palm reader.
'I'm not afraid of commitment, but forever is a really long time.'
'One more for me an Tiffany, and one more for you and the road.'
"I'm Lester Holt, and this, is date night."
'Tomorrow we'll look back on this as a night to remember.'
'And I love you too, darling, but there's the lust to think of.'
"Would you prefer the talking or the non-talking section?"
'We'll start with a menu and a glass of water.'
" I'm sorry. I was so busy listening to myself talk that I forgot what I was saying."
'S'more wine?'
Wait – is that your dad? Tunnel of Love.
Romance
"No, I don't still think about him - I'm with YOU now."
"The chef ran out of the shiitake-infused sweet potato au gratin, so he substituted hash browns."
Love Trap
Heart to heart talk.
"The cheek of him! At the end of the first date, he wanted me to go to his home to roost!"
"Your press kit said you were lots of fun."
Film Lovers.
"What do you mean it could've been better?"
Lovers.
"We didn't spend much time together when we first got married, so we're making up for lost time. We now have a date night 300 days a year."
"Your online profile says you like to foxtrot."
'I wanted something special...not another candlelight dinner!'
"I like Chardonnay, but I like saying 'Pinot Grigio.'"
'You forgot your glasses again, didn't you?'
"So much for watching a Jane Austen movie with my date. He kept waiting for the car chase!"
Joe, this is not my idea of 'paint night at the bar.'
"This may be the wine talking, but I'm wasted."
"If they give you any trouble, find a good babysitter and go out for the evening."
"Might I recommend one of our salads? They come with three of your companion's fries."
"They must be having a two-for-one promotion tonight."
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