Date Night Disruptor Mugs

"Perhaps later on we can go back to my psychiatrist's office for some couples therapy?"

"Can you romance me after my tiramisu?"

Asking out a palm reader.

'I'm not afraid of commitment, but forever is a really long time.'

'One more for me an Tiffany, and one more for you and the road.'

'Tomorrow we'll look back on this as a night to remember.'

'And I love you too, darling, but there's the lust to think of.'

"Would you prefer the talking or the non-talking section?"

'We'll start with a menu and a glass of water.'

" I'm sorry. I was so busy listening to myself talk that I forgot what I was saying."

'S'more wine?'

"What do you mean it could've been better?"

Romance

Film Lovers.

"No, I don't still think about him - I'm with YOU now."

"Your press kit said you were lots of fun."

"The cheek of him! At the end of the first date, he wanted me to go to his home to roost!"

Heart to heart talk.

Love Trap

"The chef ran out of the shiitake-infused sweet potato au gratin, so he substituted hash browns."

Lovers.

"We didn't spend much time together when we first got married, so we're making up for lost time. We now have a date night 300 days a year."

'I wanted something special...not another candlelight dinner!'

"I like Chardonnay, but I like saying 'Pinot Grigio.'"

"Your online profile says you like to foxtrot."

'You forgot your glasses again, didn't you?'

"They must be having a two-for-one promotion tonight."

"Oh-oh...the way she said 'Jason'...I think its time to define the relationship."

"Might I recommend one of our salads? They come with three of your companion's fries."

Joe, this is not my idea of 'paint night at the bar.'

"You look quite presentable when you make the effort. Your ex-wife always told me you scrubbed up well."

"This may be the wine talking, but I'm wasted."

"So much for watching a Jane Austen movie with my date. He kept waiting for the car chase!"