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'You've become unbearable since you started working in that betting shop!'

'And were there a point to your proposal, Henderson - What would it be?'

"Forget five-year plans. Let's just figure out how to make it to lunch."

'Now that I have your attention...'

"These projections don't make sparkles shoot out my ass."

"Miracles happen, gentlemen, but they don't come cheap."

'Which 'win' is ours? Because the one on the left looks bigger.'

The president's men

A fight in the Boardroom.

'It's a deal, lets sniff bottoms!'

"This place is one of New York's best-kept secrets."

"Then we have an unspoken agreement?"

"Well, it looks like the merger is off."

'Well the good news is that we've landed some huge contracts in China!'

"What do you think I can get for it on the blackboard market?"

"That's Paul, he's our head of partnerships..."

'They sold the company in 2001? I was wondering why things were slow.'

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

"Mr Frimley will see you now."

What nationality were your parents? North or south Poles?

"What if he's bluffing? What if he's not? What if the room just gets too hot?"

'Pick a contract...any contract!'

'We divested ourselves of a division here, a subsidiary there, a branch here, an affiliate there...there's nothing left!'

"Can you romance me after my tiramisu?"

"Did you bring any protection with you?"

"I see we're going up against the Big Guys."

"It's Swamp & Swallow - they're making an offer we can't refuse!"

"We structured the deal so it won't make any sense to you."

"They've agreed to the merger, the sticking point is who is swallowing who?"

'If we have only fractional ownership, it's not a private jet anymore, is it?'

'One more for me an Tiffany, and one more for you and the road.'

You gotta hand it to the old man, he still knows how to motivate!

'He's ruthless and greedy... so let's make sure he's on our side.'

'Tomorrow we'll look back on this as a night to remember.'