Date Night Comic Collector Pillows

Am I the first guy you've invited back to your appartment?

'I hope you don't think I invited you swimming just because you have a couple of webbed toes.'

"How can you be out of wings?"

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

Batman at the Maternity Ward

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

The Fourth Little Pig

Cariactures

"And you're certain these are accidents?"

'Okay, is there anybody else whose homework ate their dog?'

'‘Because I said so' or ‘Just wait until you have kids of your own' section?'

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"

"You and your, 'why bother to learn another language. Everyone in the known universe speaks, Zarconian'!"

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

"You're turn to grill tonight Adam, you make the best ribs."

"So, you say I'll be doubling the numbers of animals I kill?"

Super-Papi moves swiftly to defeat the evil Electronico!

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

"Would you relax? All you guys are so tense. I just wanted to tell you to your face how enigmatic I find you."

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

'If corporate lawyers are a dime a dozen, where are the other ten?'

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

Welcome Spring.

'Alright, which one of you wise guys pulled the fire alarm?'

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

"My, grandma, what a big nose you have! Let's take a little off the sides."

"If you'd only come to me sooner I wouldn't have had to go to lunch."