Date Master Pillows

Great coaching is about building constructive relationships....

"I'm going to bombard you with graphs until you agree with me."

"What's a debenture?"

"I drink just enough coffee to make me think I can do my job."

'Asynchronous, collaborative, interactive - we're obviously on a roll.'

"It's confusing when everybody has a pointer."

'It's only fair to warn you that if you get the job there would be a lot of filing involved.'

"'Meetingpalooza' sounded better in the brochure."

"I love these off-site business meetings."

'I want to discuss communication clarity.'

"Look , Malcolm, I get it that you're ambitious. But can't you put that damn thing down just for a minute?"

'A rose tattoo for your lady friend sir?...' A female Tattooist offering a rose tattoo, in the way of the old Rose Ladies in clubs and pubs

We called this meeting to decide your torture, Mr. Jones. Then we realized we could kill two birds with one stone by making this meeting eternal.

"Well, what are you doing after the millennium?"

"In response to your request for better communications, I'm going to increase my lengthy explanation by 50%."

"Just our luck. We finally see the 'feel good' movie of the year and it's December."

'I've never seen anyone lip-sync a speech before.'

"Marions nous! Tu payes les impôts, j'offre le resto!"

'Before we start, would everyone please put your cell phone in the middle of the table?'

"I've made a list of lists we need to make."

"Just look what we can accomplish when we work towards a common goal...LUNCH!"

'I told you not to order the chocolate cream surprise.'

'Am I the first one here?'

'And this is where we all suddenly started getting bad vibes.'

What're you doing today, Darlene? Power relaxing. 9 to 10:15 I'm reading the paper. 10:20 to 11:30 I'm getting my nails done while reading Catch 22 for my books club. 11:45 to 1, I'm eating lunch, catching up on calls, paying bills then kicking back on the couch from 1 to 1:15. The afternoon is sheer bliss. Yoga from 2-3, Pilates from 3-4, massage from 4-5, meditation 5-6. Now move. Please now! You're interfering with my relaxing. How the type-A spend their Sundays. 10:02, bathroom break. Everyo

'Sorry I am late - have you been waiting long?'

"I excel at appearing awake in meetings."

"Agenda item 14 C, does anyone have any idea what happened in Game of Thrones?"

'If we are to reorientate our forward facing rhetorical platform we must rephrase our message to cross fertilise the core message..holistically!'

"The result of our last meeting are impressive: 3 completely solved crossword puzzles, 7 battleship matches, 5 shopping lists, and 26 really funny doodles."

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Summertime... When you go zero to 'booked up' in 3.5 seconds

'And before we start, Higgins, I'd like to remind you that this is not a laughing matter.'

"The secretary will now read the minutes from our last meeting."

"We hope it's just a bug with our new Quantum mainframe."