Date Master Pillows

Great coaching is about building constructive relationships....

"I'm going to bombard you with graphs until you agree with me."

"What's a debenture?"

"I drink just enough coffee to make me think I can do my job."

'Asynchronous, collaborative, interactive - we're obviously on a roll.'

"It's confusing when everybody has a pointer."

'It's only fair to warn you that if you get the job there would be a lot of filing involved.'

"'Meetingpalooza' sounded better in the brochure."

"I love these off-site business meetings."

'I want to discuss communication clarity.'

"Look , Malcolm, I get it that you're ambitious. But can't you put that damn thing down just for a minute?"

"Well, what are you doing after the millennium?"

'A rose tattoo for your lady friend sir?...' A female Tattooist offering a rose tattoo, in the way of the old Rose Ladies in clubs and pubs

"In response to your request for better communications, I'm going to increase my lengthy explanation by 50%."

"Marions nous! Tu payes les impôts, j'offre le resto!"

'I've never seen anyone lip-sync a speech before.'

"Just our luck. We finally see the 'feel good' movie of the year and it's December."

'Before we start, would everyone please put your cell phone in the middle of the table?'

"Just look what we can accomplish when we work towards a common goal...LUNCH!"

'I told you not to order the chocolate cream surprise.'

'Am I the first one here?'

"The result of our last meeting are impressive: 3 completely solved crossword puzzles, 7 battleship matches, 5 shopping lists, and 26 really funny doodles."

"I excel at appearing awake in meetings."

'Sorry I am late - have you been waiting long?'

'And this is where we all suddenly started getting bad vibes.'

'If we are to reorientate our forward facing rhetorical platform we must rephrase our message to cross fertilise the core message..holistically!'

'And before we start, Higgins, I'd like to remind you that this is not a laughing matter.'

Summertime... When you go zero to 'booked up' in 3.5 seconds

"We hope it's just a bug with our new Quantum mainframe."

"This is all very romantic, but I can't see my fork."