Date Guesser Pillows

The End of the World is postponed from 2000 to 2112.

"You like long walks in electrical storms too? Wow! We get a charge out of the same things."

"So yeah - This is my ideal first date."

"Here's something for all you animal lovers out there..."

'I'm partially passing my Meteorology course.'

'They were going to get married when they were young, but he kept forgetting the wedding date!'

"Look, you asked me what my favorite book was and it just happens to be A Farewell to Arms."

'Pardon?'

"The sign said 'No Shoes, No Service.' This could be a long wait."

'I used to work for the Treasury Department, but there's no future in economic forecasts.'

Can you guess what it is yet?

''What say we knock off early tonight and go to a microbrewery?'

'When it comes to romance, Sherlock doesn't have a clue!'

'My boyfriend is meeting me when I hit the ground.'

'Look - forget I asked if you were free any evenings...'

"I'll check the minutes of the last meeting, but I've got 'September Revolution' pencilled in."

"Well, I guess if breathing through your mouth has kept you alive this far..."

'This beeper goes off when it's my Birthday. This beeper goes off on the day we met. This beeper goes off on Valentine's Day...'

"Thanks for a lovely evening, fancy coming in for some nitrous oxide?"

"Birthday? No? Anniversary?

"My mom set up this blind date, but then again, her favorite TV show is 'Beauty and the Beast'."

'When I said in my on-line profile that I was athletic, I meant that I like watching sports!'

Great coaching is about building constructive relationships....

"Mike, are you sure you want to eat here? There's something funny about this place."

Dinner

"Don't go getting any ideas."

"Maybe we should go to my place after all!"

"I think I can guess which couple has been together the longest."

"Sorry, my mum asked me to babysit my brother at the last minute..."

'You'll have to excuse my date. He's still in beta.'

"How'd you do on your test?"

'You're shorter than I expected.'

"Would a bunny suit have made a difference?"

"I broke up with him because he wouldn't let me use 'Leonardswifi' only 'Leonardswifi-Guest'."

'He is a little shy, but mainly he's hyperventilating.'