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'If we're interested, we'll have our database contact your database.'

"I'm going to bombard you with graphs until you agree with me."

"Russ had a novel published two hours ago and has a children's book coming out in 20 minutes."

"Why do you need so many computers?" "One for billing, one for stock control, one for human resources, one for financial management..."

Networking

Romance

'Stop saying 'how high?' until I say 'jump'.'

'She posted her first blog today.'

In - Out - Pending.

'I've got one week to master this program. The boss is threatening to hire an eight year old.'

'Working on my computer save me loads of spare time. To do more stuff on my computer.'

Out of patience

"I'm right here. Focused!"

Engineer on the move.

'Between the school assignments, sports classes, and dance lessons, I hardly have any time to spend with my dolls.'

'It takes great courage of conviction to know you're wrong, yet still proceed forward.'

"And keep in mind that the only stupid question is the one that isn't asked. Discussion?"

'I need a text-mail interpreter.'

'Miss Johnson, would you mind ordering me another computer? And you can cancel that call to tech-support.'

'My motto is 'Lead, follow or get out of the way!''

The power of the blog.

"The character I'm playing has Alzheimer's disease. So, I'm bound to forget my lines occasionally!"

"Hang on. . . I think I've got an app for that."

"Would you like to meet Kate? She's an acceptable risk."

'He's always looking for an argument!'

'He's already surfing without nappies!'

'Computer editing software with an obnoxious ego.' 'Look, you really don't want to say that, do you?'

'Done! We're now on Santa's 'nice' list.'

Stethoscope

In-Out-Far Out.