Database Dynamo Mugs

'If we're interested, we'll have our database contact your database.'

"I'm going to bombard you with graphs until you agree with me."

"Russ had a novel published two hours ago and has a children's book coming out in 20 minutes."

Annual run-off at the mouth.

"Why do you need so many computers?" "One for billing, one for stock control, one for human resources, one for financial management..."

Networking

Romance

'Stop saying 'how high?' until I say 'jump'.'

"Sorry, website closed for lunch."

'She posted her first blog today.'

In - Out - Pending.

I wish you kids would get off your electronics and learn a practical skill. Work with your hands! What does he think we're doing?!! Tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap.

'I've got one week to master this program. The boss is threatening to hire an eight year old.'

'Working on my computer save me loads of spare time. To do more stuff on my computer.'

Out of patience

"I'm right here. Focused!"

Engineer on the move.

'Between the school assignments, sports classes, and dance lessons, I hardly have any time to spend with my dolls.'

'It takes great courage of conviction to know you're wrong, yet still proceed forward.'

'I need a text-mail interpreter.'

"And keep in mind that the only stupid question is the one that isn't asked. Discussion?"

'Miss Johnson, would you mind ordering me another computer? And you can cancel that call to tech-support.'

'My motto is 'Lead, follow or get out of the way!''

Attack of the 50 foot administrative professional.

The power of the blog.

"Hang on. . . I think I've got an app for that."

"Would you like to meet Kate? She's an acceptable risk."

'Computer editing software with an obnoxious ego.' 'Look, you really don't want to say that, do you?'

'He's already surfing without nappies!'

"The character I'm playing has Alzheimer's disease. So, I'm bound to forget my lines occasionally!"

'He's always looking for an argument!'

"Eeeeek!!! My okay to this one night stand must have been faked by Cambridge Analytica!!"

'Done! We're now on Santa's 'nice' list.'

Stethoscope

'Don't tell me...Team A has the educated guess and Team B the uneducated guess.'