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"I hope you don't mind, but the size of the file I just sent you was 198,753 gigs."

'I like it!'

"I'm going to bombard you with graphs until you agree with me."

"Russ had a novel published two hours ago and has a children's book coming out in 20 minutes."

"Where do we put Desserts?"

CEO with SEO

"Why do you need so many computers?" "One for billing, one for stock control, one for human resources, one for financial management..."

Networking

Romance

'Stop saying 'how high?' until I say 'jump'.'

"Gals, you know I hate being the center of attention, so for the next 45 minutes I am going to monologue about all the minute details of my wedding planning."

"Sorry, website closed for lunch."

Cossack dancers

'She posted her first blog today.'

In - Out - Pending.

I wish you kids would get off your electronics and learn a practical skill. Work with your hands! What does he think we're doing?!! Tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap.

'I've got one week to master this program. The boss is threatening to hire an eight year old.'

'Working on my computer save me loads of spare time. To do more stuff on my computer.'

"I'm right here. Focused!"

'She's in training.'

Engineer on the move.

'Between the school assignments, sports classes, and dance lessons, I hardly have any time to spend with my dolls.'

'I need a text-mail interpreter.'

Boxes marked 'In', 'Out' and 'How did this end up on my desk?'

'Miss Johnson, would you mind ordering me another computer? And you can cancel that call to tech-support.'

'My motto is 'Lead, follow or get out of the way!''

"Before we decide that SEO is dead, can someone tell me what SEO is?"

Attack of the 50 foot administrative professional.

GPs could be forced to switch IT systems onto new NHS digital contract

The power of the blog.

"I'm taking you off two of the four food groups."

'You're eating too much roughage.'

'He's already surfing without nappies!'

'Computer editing software with an obnoxious ego.' 'Look, you really don't want to say that, do you?'

"Eeeeek!!! My okay to this one night stand must have been faked by Cambridge Analytica!!"