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"I hope you don't mind, but the size of the file I just sent you was 198,753 gigs."

'I like it!'

"I'm going to bombard you with graphs until you agree with me."

"Russ had a novel published two hours ago and has a children's book coming out in 20 minutes."

"Where do we put Desserts?"

"Why do you need so many computers?" "One for billing, one for stock control, one for human resources, one for financial management..."

Networking

'Stop saying 'how high?' until I say 'jump'.'

"Gals, you know I hate being the center of attention, so for the next 45 minutes I am going to monologue about all the minute details of my wedding planning."

Romance

'She posted her first blog today.'

Cossack dancers

In - Out - Pending.

'I've got one week to master this program. The boss is threatening to hire an eight year old.'

'Working on my computer save me loads of spare time. To do more stuff on my computer.'

"I'm right here. Focused!"

Engineer on the move.

'Between the school assignments, sports classes, and dance lessons, I hardly have any time to spend with my dolls.'

Boxes marked 'In', 'Out' and 'How did this end up on my desk?'

'I need a text-mail interpreter.'

'Miss Johnson, would you mind ordering me another computer? And you can cancel that call to tech-support.'

'My motto is 'Lead, follow or get out of the way!''

"Before we decide that SEO is dead, can someone tell me what SEO is?"

GPs could be forced to switch IT systems onto new NHS digital contract

The power of the blog.

'He's already surfing without nappies!'

"The character I'm playing has Alzheimer's disease. So, I'm bound to forget my lines occasionally!"

"I'm taking you off two of the four food groups."

'Computer editing software with an obnoxious ego.' 'Look, you really don't want to say that, do you?'

Computer tycoon, 'It's that nerd-do-well from next door,'

"Hang on. . . I think I've got an app for that."