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"I'm going to bombard you with graphs until you agree with me."

How leaders fail

"Where do we put Desserts?"

CEO with SEO

"Why do you need so many computers?" "One for billing, one for stock control, one for human resources, one for financial management..."

Networking

"Here are the new sales figures, which way up would you like them?"

Romance

"Gals, you know I hate being the center of attention, so for the next 45 minutes I am going to monologue about all the minute details of my wedding planning."

'Stop saying 'how high?' until I say 'jump'.'

"Until we get a bigger chart, we're estimating it's now about up to here."

"Sorry, website closed for lunch."

'She posted her first blog today.'

He then drew a number of smaller pie charts behind the bigger chart. That helped to put it into perspective.

In - Out - Pending.

I wish you kids would get off your electronics and learn a practical skill. Work with your hands! What does he think we're doing?!! Tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap.

"The disasters are collaborating better than we are!"

'And this is after the creation of a Special Effects Department.'

"Quick, let's make the decision before everyone else shows up!"

'Working on my computer save me loads of spare time. To do more stuff on my computer.'

"I'm right here. Focused!"

'...The good news is the Guggenheim has offered $2,500,000 for our chart.'

'She's in training.'

Engineer on the move.

Businessman has in/out boxes labeled: Stay The Course and Cut And Run.

'I need a text-mail interpreter.'

'Miss Johnson, would you mind ordering me another computer? And you can cancel that call to tech-support.'

'My motto is 'Lead, follow or get out of the way!''

"For this year's financial picture, we've done away with graphs."

"Before we decide that SEO is dead, can someone tell me what SEO is?"

Attack of the 50 foot administrative professional.

GPs could be forced to switch IT systems onto new NHS digital contract

'If we switch to a pie chart, would it look less apparent?'

The power of the blog.

'He's already surfing without nappies!'