Data Juggling Wizard Gifts

Those two try to learn from their mistakes, but they can't process that much data.

In/Out/These Things Happen.

"Thank you for that summation of the charts."

"Remember Mr. Cockbundle is not just a 'customer', he is an important source of valuable and readily marketable data."

'When I took this job, I had no idea how much it would cut into my quality, family texting time.'

Businessman wearing many hats.

"I can't sit down. Don't you remember? I worked my butt off for you."

"Never do today what someone else can do tomorrow."

"I lost some intellectual property here last night. Anybody remember what the hell I was talking about?"

"I figured my stress ball should match the size of my anxiety."

In Tray, Out Tray, and Shredded Paper Tray

"No, it's no mistake. There is no out."

Senior PGA Moment.

"I don't understand, having a pulmonary embolism isn't on his to do list!"

Information Tightrope.

"Time to do it in!"

"How a cartoonist's mind works #3 in a series" "Cartoons you think of during the day and draw" "Cartoons you think of in the middle of the night and forget"

We don't want statistics that reflect the actual market situation. We want statistics that reflect what was decided in this boardroom!

'Having all this information on my patient's diagnostics is great, but I think I need a degree in data analytics to sort it all out...'

Old MacDonald had a data farm. AI AI O.

"This is my first day. I don't have any yet."

"Next?? How should I know what comes next?"

'We've always needed an accounting magician.'

"My five least favorite words in the world: By End of the Day Friday!"

"We ran the numbers on how climate change will affect economic growth, but the numbers got so spooked they just kept running."

'Don't ask how much your hospital bill is because we have no way of knowing.'

'It seems that their databank has all the information that's in our databank, plus information that's not in our databank, plus information about our databank.'

'And Fenwick, those pesky third quarter stats? Don't tweak 'em �' torque 'em!'

"I cased the joint, and it turns out they'll just give you money if you work thirty-five hours a week as a teller."

Hunter-Gatherer, Agriculture, Services, Tech. . . Job-Hunter-Gatherer.

'If you don't believe me, maybe you'll believe the brainy looking exec with the floe chart.'

'Did I put the recycling out?'

Short Term Memory Loss Support Group: 'Good evening. You're probably all wondering why you just walked into this room.'

Wonder Woman!

Heavy Data Load.