Data Entry Specialist Gifts

"I don't know how he does it, but trust me, he will find it."

'Please put that confusing mess of documents, files and folders where it belongs...in your computer.'

'There, Mr. Jason. You are now entered into our computer.'

'You'll soon get the hang of it - then they'll change it.'

'It's only fair to warn you that if you get the job there would be a lot of filing involved.'

Trays on desk read: In/Out/Lose in the Shuffle.

'Data entry has always been my dream.' -

IN...limbo...limbo...OUT

'Employment service? I asked for keypunchers, not cowpunchers!'

'I can type 500 words per minute.'

'Look! -- that lucky stiff Oog got a data entry job!'

Woman working on office computer has inbox marked 'Input' and outbox marked 'Delete'.

Man dies unnoticed in his office cubicle

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

'My name's Google and I'm being inundated with requests for information about every damn thing imaginable, by people I don't even know...It's endless!'

Out and In.

'You know too much,'

STRIP Hambone: Paper work

'You don't have to be a boring bastard to work here but it helps.'

'I like scientists: They are genuinely interested in every mundane thing we do and keep detailed records...'

"Note the spike here, when the state legalized marijuana."

"Daddy is off to work in a data mine."

Catalogue of little books.

Us. Everyone else. My research shows that we are the only statistics company sill using pie charts displayed on an easel.

Business cartoon about an incentive to complete the paperwork.

Real data visualization specialists are 100% committed to their profession.

"What comes after zillion?"

"Who's the idiot who filed Phil under F?"

Megabyte Information Processing Center.

"I hate it when the palcebo does better than the drugs we're testing."

'Remind me to never again ask him what he learned in school.'

"Are you sending emails or ZZZ mails?"

'Lou you have never gotten comfy with spreadsheets, have you?'

"Which of you knows how to operate the paper shredder?"