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Ooze: A Primordial Bar and Grill

"How can you be out of wings?"

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

Big Tex Silver Saddle Restaurant advertises 'BBQ, $10, Chatter in a Vanishing Regional Dialect $1.00 Extra.'

"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."

Love is in the air...

Evolution of the Birthday Party.

This guy Darwin gets all the credit

"What did Jesus order?"

'We'll start with a menu and a glass of water.'

'I really don't know why we bother coming here - the food's always crap.'

"How about a little more coffee?"

Some days, we all just feel like a little take-out lo mein.

survival of the fittest

'Look, I'll be brief. I love you, let's eat and hit the sack.'

"....and some apple pie for dessert...oh miss, remember that a la mode!"

'Are you ready to be patronised yet?'

"Your lasagna was dismal, as was the coffee, but you, Sofi, are fabulous at Pictionary!"

"I predict that men's fashions will remain relatively stable throughout the next century and a half, whereas women's will evolve continuously, and with the speed and illogic of a juiced-up tribe of rampaging Darwinian monkeys."

'Sorry about that - Lenny accidentally used jumping beans.'

Evolution

Charles Darwin Zoo - Missing Lynx

'Ignore him, he's just angry because you're eating out of his bowl.'

"I'm told the omelettes here have a broader purpose."

"I predict an orchid in the shape of a dry but still fruity Sauvignon Blanc."

"Pecan pie with rum-raisin ice cream is the best revenge."

Evolved to Ski.

Evolution...the decoy shark.

"We think it sort of brightens up the breakfast."

'The waitress gave us a weird look. On the way back, I'd better drive and you can stick your head out the window.'

Conversations With The Missing Link.

Full Moon Diner

"I'm Perfect Already."

Sure he's a zombie, but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

'I didn't know about his expansionist tendencies when I married him.'