Darwinian Dinner Fan Pillows

Ooze: A Primordial Bar and Grill

"How can you be out of wings?"

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

Big Tex Silver Saddle Restaurant advertises 'BBQ, $10, Chatter in a Vanishing Regional Dialect $1.00 Extra.'

"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."

Love is in the air...

This guy Darwin gets all the credit

"What did Jesus order?"

'We'll start with a menu and a glass of water.'

"How about a little more coffee?"

'Look, I'll be brief. I love you, let's eat and hit the sack.'

survival of the fittest

'Are you ready to be patronised yet?'

"....and some apple pie for dessert...oh miss, remember that a la mode!"

"Your lasagna was dismal, as was the coffee, but you, Sofi, are fabulous at Pictionary!"

"I predict that men's fashions will remain relatively stable throughout the next century and a half, whereas women's will evolve continuously, and with the speed and illogic of a juiced-up tribe of rampaging Darwinian monkeys."

'Sorry about that - Lenny accidentally used jumping beans.'

Evolution

'Ignore him, he's just angry because you're eating out of his bowl.'

Evolved to Ski.

Charles Darwin Zoo - Missing Lynx

"Pecan pie with rum-raisin ice cream is the best revenge."

"I'm told the omelettes here have a broader purpose."

"I predict an orchid in the shape of a dry but still fruity Sauvignon Blanc."

Evolution...the decoy shark.

Full Moon Diner

Conversations With The Missing Link.

"Natural selection in action."

"I'm Perfect Already."

"Can I have a pony?"

'The waitress gave us a weird look. On the way back, I'd better drive and you can stick your head out the window.'

Sure he's a zombie, but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

'I didn't know about his expansionist tendencies when I married him.'