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James Earl Jones

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

'I guess it's not much consolation but I thought your impersonation of the King was a riot.'

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"Whosoever slays this dragon may marry the princess."

'I told that boy no snacks before dinner, , ,'

"To begin with, I would like to express my sincere thanks and deep appreciation for the opportunity to meet with you. While there are still profound differences between us, I think the very fact of my presence here today is a major breakthrough."

Bubble; 'This castle manager job better be for real.'

"Tomorrow will be mainly sunny, but with some scattered showers..."

Shakespeare's Brain

The Epsom Derby - Bookies

'Marshmallows ready! Now for the roasting...'

Victorian Gentleman

Knight sees sign near castle: 'Prince's Parking, All Others Will Be Toad.'

'Look Chaucer, there goes that rotten plagiarist Shakespeare again!'

"Love your ambiance!"

"We'll settle this the old-fashioned way - with a dance-off."

Financially Secure Romantic with sufficient fire in belly seeks damsel in distress...

First you eat my husband, then you take on his bad habits!

USA-China, trade war.

"Things get more interesting at noon."

When clowns run out ammunition.

'Creme brulee! You're the best Mum!'

'I'm putting you in charge of the national happiness index.'

'Wait! Better give me the big one.'

"And now I will attempt the same feat but without insurance."

'I still love you, but I think I should see other dragons.'

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'I'm so pleased! She used to have this terrible phobia about men with beards.'

"I'm sorry, this is all very embarrassing but we've decided to open a pub together."

George teaching the dragon,