Darth Vader Fan Prints

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Dead Cat Crown Jewels

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

Dancing with the Star Wars

'Shakespeare, what do you say we write a comedy?'

The Raven in Flight

Dairy Devil

Tonight 'Richard III' a new play by William Shakespeare.

Luke Sleepwalker...

Two gamers play in a game arcade near a machine titled; 'Get a life'.

"I never actually said I was spiderman...I just said that no one has ever seen us in the same room together."

'When 900 years you reach, retire, you will not.'

Darth Vader at the hair salon

Farmer Pickles hated it when the cows hummed Darth Vader's theme tune.

Morbid evidence showing a high dive went terribly wrong!

"You asked to see me, boss?" "Yes, Rudy. We have a serious problem here." "I'm going to need you to stop humming the 'Star Wars' theme 24/7." "Disney is notoriously litigious. If they catch wind that you're publicly performing the theme, they may sue the cafe for royalties." "Daaaa... daaaa... duh-duh-duh daaaaaaa... daaaa... duh-duh-duh... wait, what?" "If you cost me my livelihood, I'll do to you what Han did to that Tauntaun."

'Face it, William - you're shit at it!'

'Nevermore.'

"How's this? 'Quoth the Raven, Nevermore, unquoth.' "

James Earl Jones

"Where's Waldo and his little-know cousin what's Wanda."

You played it for her, you can play it for me. If she can stand it, I can. Play it! Rick's Cafe Tatooine

Dancing with the Star Wars