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A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

'I guess it's not much consolation but I thought your impersonation of the King was a riot.'

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"Whosoever slays this dragon may marry the princess."

'I told that boy no snacks before dinner, , ,'

"To begin with, I would like to express my sincere thanks and deep appreciation for the opportunity to meet with you. While there are still profound differences between us, I think the very fact of my presence here today is a major breakthrough."

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"Tomorrow will be mainly sunny, but with some scattered showers..."

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'Marshmallows ready! Now for the roasting...'

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Knight sees sign near castle: 'Prince's Parking, All Others Will Be Toad.'

'Look Chaucer, there goes that rotten plagiarist Shakespeare again!'

"Love your ambiance!"

"We'll settle this the old-fashioned way - with a dance-off."

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USA-China, trade war.

"Things get more interesting at noon."

When clowns run out ammunition.

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'I'm putting you in charge of the national happiness index.'

'Wait! Better give me the big one.'

"And now I will attempt the same feat but without insurance."

'I still love you, but I think I should see other dragons.'

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'I'm so pleased! She used to have this terrible phobia about men with beards.'

"I'm sorry, this is all very embarrassing but we've decided to open a pub together."

George teaching the dragon,