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A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

'I guess it's not much consolation but I thought your impersonation of the King was a riot.'

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"Whosoever slays this dragon may marry the princess."

Nevermore. You don't have to use "air quoths" every time.

'I told that boy no snacks before dinner, , ,'

"To begin with, I would like to express my sincere thanks and deep appreciation for the opportunity to meet with you. While there are still profound differences between us, I think the very fact of my presence here today is a major breakthrough."

Bubble; 'This castle manager job better be for real.'

"Tomorrow will be mainly sunny, but with some scattered showers..."

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Victorian Gentleman

'Marshmallows ready! Now for the roasting...'

Knight sees sign near castle: 'Prince's Parking, All Others Will Be Toad.'

'Look Chaucer, there goes that rotten plagiarist Shakespeare again!'

"Love your ambiance!"

"We'll settle this the old-fashioned way - with a dance-off."

Financially Secure Romantic with sufficient fire in belly seeks damsel in distress...

'My Alfa Romeo, My Alfa Romeo, where for art thou?'

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"Things get more interesting at noon."

When clowns run out ammunition.

USA-China, trade war.

'Creme brulee! You're the best Mum!'

First you eat my husband, then you take on his bad habits!

"I'm sick and tired of black."

'I'm putting you in charge of the national happiness index.'

'Wait! Better give me the big one.'

"And now I will attempt the same feat but without insurance."

'I still love you, but I think I should see other dragons.'

George teaching the dragon,

'I'm so pleased! She used to have this terrible phobia about men with beards.'

Cannon crossing sign for tightrope walker.