Darkness Daring Gifts

Speleologist

"If he didn't live each day like it was his last, he would have lived another 40 years."

'What do you mean you're afraid of the dark? You're a nightcrawler.'

"I'm the black sheep of the family because I'm afraid of the dark."

'I'm afraid the motion has been carried and you lost.'

"I'm gona level with you, Judith, I've spent some time in the pen."

Casual skydiving.

Proposal on a snowboard

"Thank goodness for rear-engine cars!"

"This is our corporate evaluation pond. If you can survive a 15 minute swim, then you are management material."

'Step one inexploring a newly discovered cave- wade thru the bat guano.'

'I can't believe this! Is there anyone here who isn't too chicken to jump?'

A vampire with a darkness flashlight

'Y'know, Henderson, that's exactly the sort of thing that makes people of you as a loose cannon.'

"If Carlo can't maintain a better on-line profile, he'll just have to go..."

Marathon in Hell.

'And please take into account that my client was acting upon a double-dog-dare.'

'Are you sure this is legal?'

"Good afternoon, Mr. Jenson. I look forward to helping you overcome your fear of the dark..."

Earth Hour is like a short dayight saving only it's in the dark.

"Are you sure you're ready to get back on the ice?"

'We went to this marvellous place in Scotland, where, at night, there's absolutely no light pollution. Honestly, you've never seen such darkness - we got mugged.'

You have to admin, it's a bold way to test his approval ratings.

"I keep telling you, William... you're stacking the cans too high!"

'...But Dewey here just won't let it go. So he tells Vern, 'Ok, I triple-dog-dare you to stick a putter in your ear'...'

Huddling Lampposts

"I mean, why even live in the city if you're not going to do New York City things?"

I need someone who'll ask the tough questions, no matter how risky.

"I can help with your website..." "Not a minute too soon!"

'I don't mind the night shift except for one thing, I am afraid of the dark!'

With his illustrious career in the circus over, Alfonzo the Great settled into a job with the New England Power Company.

'As a rule, you never notice WHAT I wear!'

'It's not about the money, it's the sheer challenge of shoplifting...'

Horned.

'Let's try it once without the parachute.'