Dark Perspectives Pillows

"...He broke your heart, did he? Well, I can't say I didn't see this coming!"

"I've got a bad feeling about this."

'Look at it another way. Happiness can't buy you money!'

"It's this time of day when I feel most lengthened."

'The problem is you're a perfectionist. You don't always have to be totally evil. Sometimes it's OK to just be annoying.'

Vincent Van Goth.

"I worry about you, Dinkins. . . you seem to be losing the big picture."

When psychiatry works too well!

Poetry reading nightly

"Staying true to our mission, even our security cameras have rose colored lenses."

Oy Vey...

Perspective Repair

"How the hell are you?"

"Oh George, I wish you'd get things in perspective. . .!"

"Why?"

Opposing viewpoint.

Look...a friendly face.

"… and then Roger discovered fly fishing and I discovered Gregory."

'This should come out just right.'

Skull Icons

Lone traveller is befriended by tourist from hell.

Racing to Hell

Fred gets a new perspective.

Glass Explorters: Half Full and Half Empty.

"Now that you mention it, they do look like ants."

Disproportionate objects next 5 miles.

Daylight Tombstone

"People aren't real."

"The CEO believes that the vanishing point will keep us from failing our tasks."

'Still musn't grumble it could be worse!'

"Granddad tells us to see the 'big picture,' so we're watching more television.

The way dogs see it