Dark Perspectives Mugs

"...He broke your heart, did he? Well, I can't say I didn't see this coming!"

"I've got a bad feeling about this."

'Look at it another way. Happiness can't buy you money!'

'I don't think of my skin as saggy...I think of it as relaxed-fit!'

"It's this time of day when I feel most lengthened."

'The problem is you're a perfectionist. You don't always have to be totally evil. Sometimes it's OK to just be annoying.'

Vincent Van Goth.

'Look a huge bird!'

"I worry about you, Dinkins. . . you seem to be losing the big picture."

When psychiatry works too well!

Poetry reading nightly

Perspective Repair

Oy Vey...

"How the hell are you?"

"Staying true to our mission, even our security cameras have rose colored lenses."

"Oh George, I wish you'd get things in perspective. . .!"

"Why?"

Opposing viewpoint.

'This should come out just right.'

4 4 4 4 3 3 3 3 I can't see the fours for the threes. F E

Look...a friendly face.

"… and then Roger discovered fly fishing and I discovered Gregory."

Racing to Hell

Lone traveller is befriended by tourist from hell.

Skull Icons

Fred gets a new perspective.

Glass Explorters: Half Full and Half Empty.

Daylight Tombstone

Disproportionate objects next 5 miles.

"Now that you mention it, they do look like ants."

"The CEO believes that the vanishing point will keep us from failing our tasks."

"People aren't real."

'Still musn't grumble it could be worse!'

His urn is half-full. The eternal optimist.

The way dogs see it