New Perspective Mugs

"How the hell are you?"

"I'm new here. How much do we leave for a tip?"

"Please hold applause until end of dragon."

'Look at it another way. Happiness can't buy you money!'

The Secret Sauce of American Exceptionalism

"Welcome."

'Oh good! - I hate long lines!'

"I'm thinkin' blond."

Some Photography Tips For Your Vacation

"I worry about you, Dinkins. . . you seem to be losing the big picture."

"...He broke your heart, did he? Well, I can't say I didn't see this coming!"

Signed Baseball - Scientists,

'I was tired of my goaty, so I decided to grow a moustache...'

"Staying true to our mission, even our security cameras have rose colored lenses."

"When you get to Uni be sure to let that hair down responsibly."

"Must...get...fresh...ideas."

"Why?"

4 4 4 4 3 3 3 3 I can't see the fours for the threes. F E

Look...a friendly face.

Greed

"Is this worse? Or is this worse?"

"Call me an optimist, but I prefer to see the grass half foal."

"I'm working to change my mindset on January."

Optimistic Optometry: Sale Rose-colored glasses.

Fred gets a new perspective.

'It's outrageous - they don't want to be proper students like us at all - they come here to work!'

"Well, folks, it looks as if Ole Mich is really getting trounced by those Reds.

It's that ear again, Pete! Call the police!

"You did it, Harold - you got rid of that moustache!"

Do you see a young woman or an old woman?

'Still musn't grumble it could be worse!'

"Granddad tells us to see the 'big picture,' so we're watching more television.

His urn is half-full. The eternal optimist.

"People aren't real."

The way dogs see it