New Perspective Pillows

"How the hell are you?"

"I'm new here. How much do we leave for a tip?"

"Please hold applause until end of dragon."

'Look at it another way. Happiness can't buy you money!'

"Welcome."

'Oh good! - I hate long lines!'

"I'm thinkin' blond."

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"I worry about you, Dinkins. . . you seem to be losing the big picture."

"...He broke your heart, did he? Well, I can't say I didn't see this coming!"

Signed Baseball - Scientists,

'I was tired of my goaty, so I decided to grow a moustache...'

"Must...get...fresh...ideas."

"When you get to Uni be sure to let that hair down responsibly."

"Staying true to our mission, even our security cameras have rose colored lenses."

"Why?"

Look...a friendly face.

Greed

"Call me an optimist, but I prefer to see the grass half foal."

"Is this worse? Or is this worse?"

"I'm working to change my mindset on January."

Fred gets a new perspective.

'It's outrageous - they don't want to be proper students like us at all - they come here to work!'

"Well, folks, it looks as if Ole Mich is really getting trounced by those Reds.

"You did it, Harold - you got rid of that moustache!"

Do you see a young woman or an old woman?

"Granddad tells us to see the 'big picture,' so we're watching more television.

'Still musn't grumble it could be worse!'

"People aren't real."

'To you, it's half empty. But to me, it's half full!'

The way dogs see it