Dark Money Debunker Gifts

Dark money donor

"Unfortunately Daddy already owes the government about 500,000 Pokemon cards."

Lies/Damned Lies/Social Media

"Do you think the flat earth society has members round the globe?"

'I tried to warn him - garbage in, garbage out.'

Help! Have to pay back a big world bank loan.

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

'Care to join in some of my avoidance behaviour?'

Statue of Liberty

Rumours Online

'Sure, but think what a crook I'd be without hypocrisy!'

"I wouldn't take the name 'dog strangling vine' literally."

"So I misplaced a couple hundred Bitcoin. Maybe the dog ate the wallet. I din't know. S**t happens!"

'Listen, Santa. Either you repay what you owe, or we reposses Rudolph!'

"This place has a water view if you're looking at the mortgage."

In a career limiting move, Reginald decided to give Albert's latest theory some frank and fearless feedback.

'Thank you but I'm a bit sensitive to ethnic food.'

Deficit...

"Trust me, there is no subsidized lunch."

"Look, Earl. . . It's a young person Republican! They do exist!"

Chicken standing on a platform on a stage with three horns in front of it and wearing a top hat; a sign on the side of the platform reads "National Endowment for the Arts - Seal of Approval."

'Any time you need more, the money tree is here.'

'Mayonnaise is immoral.'

"The candidates this year are really honest."

Fiscal Cliff Dwellers.

'Don't believe everything you hear about global cooling, it's just a theory.'

Door labelled: 'False Economy Analysis & Research.'

"I hope it misses us!"

If Animals Were Racist...

"If you hold it up to your ear you can hear the sloshing sound of trillions of dollars worth of unsecured debt."

'It says here that machine learning finds fake news with 88% accuracy. I think from now on I really need to edit my reports before I turn them in.'