Dark Money Debunker T-Shirts

Dark money donor

"Stinkin' fake news!"

"Unfortunately Daddy already owes the government about 500,000 Pokemon cards."

"Do you think the flat earth society has members round the globe?"

Lies/Damned Lies/Social Media

'I tried to warn him - garbage in, garbage out.'

Standard And P****d.

Help! Have to pay back a big world bank loan.

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

'Care to join in some of my avoidance behaviour?'

Statue of Liberty

'Sure, but think what a crook I'd be without hypocrisy!'

Rumours Online

"So I misplaced a couple hundred Bitcoin. Maybe the dog ate the wallet. I din't know. S**t happens!"

"I wouldn't take the name 'dog strangling vine' literally."

People, please listen. I'm talkin 'bout the income gap. The top one percent of Americans get one third of the nation's income, over double what they got in 1980. One-third. The income for the top 0.01% is 196 times the bottom 90%. Your wages have stagnated and the super-duper rich have gotten super-duper richer! How can you possibly swallow your coffee? Because you're making me do math before noon!

'Listen, Santa. Either you repay what you owe, or we reposses Rudolph!'

Armstrong, an unmarked truck just delivered a pallet of mystery meat. Turkey. It doesn't look like turkey. It looks more like some sort of dehydrated pigeon. What's it matter? If we slap it in a sandwich, smother it in "gravy," and label it "turkey," customers won't know the difference. Wait, did you just think quotes around the word gravy? "no."

'Thank you but I'm a bit sensitive to ethnic food.'

"Trust me, there is no subsidized lunch."

Chicken standing on a platform on a stage with three horns in front of it and wearing a top hat; a sign on the side of the platform reads "National Endowment for the Arts - Seal of Approval."

In a career limiting move, Reginald decided to give Albert's latest theory some frank and fearless feedback.

This Virtual Campaign Is Even Less Exciting Than the Usual Virtual Campaign

"Look, Earl. . . It's a young person Republican! They do exist!"

"This place has a water view if you're looking at the mortgage."

Deficit...

'Any time you need more, the money tree is here.'

'Mayonnaise is immoral.'

Fiscal Cliff Dwellers.

'Don't believe everything you hear about global cooling, it's just a theory.'

"The candidates this year are really honest."

If Animals Were Racist...

"I hope it misses us!"

Door labelled: 'False Economy Analysis & Research.'

'It says here that machine learning finds fake news with 88% accuracy. I think from now on I really need to edit my reports before I turn them in.'