Data Debunker T-Shirts

'I tried to warn him - garbage in, garbage out.'

"I'm sorry, sir, but this survey does not allow for that opinion."

'According to our research 56% of the 34% of people responded to the 48% of questionnaires sent out thought the statistics were meaningless.'

Frank was right not to trust statistics...the numbers lie!

"Market Research will now tell us what we want people to tell us."

"The United States is lower than most countries... We're lower than the world!"

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

"Do you think the flat earth society has members round the globe?"

"About the vaccine, I read online that it was so Bill Gates could inject us with CHIPS!"

'This conspiracy theory nonsense MUST end. Any suggestions?'

'Care to join in some of my avoidance behaviour?'

6th Grade Do-You-Own Research Fair

"I wouldn't take the name 'dog strangling vine' literally."

"I don't care what you read on your Facebook feed, the Covid vaccine will not turn you into a zombie flesh eaters."

"You can't believe everything the Russian bots tell you."

Rumours Online

"Fit the reality to our statistics!"

"When you think about it, you have to be a complete idiot not to believe aliens crashed at Roswell in 1947." "Before 1947: primitive cars, planes, and radio. After 1947: space ships, quantum computing, internet." "Let me try... Before 1947: no bikinis. After 1947: bikinis." "No, wait... The bikini was 1946. That throws this whole theory into question." "We really should have our own science show."

Obama, the Enigma?

In a career limiting move, Reginald decided to give Albert's latest theory some frank and fearless feedback.

"We thought we could put in the details later."

"I don't do cover ups!"

"Recent studies now show that people who use the aphorism ‘whatever doesn’t kill you makes you stronger’ have compromised immune systems."

"I think they're beginning to suspect our science is fraudulent."

"It's all a big distraction from the other distraction attempting to distract us from last week's b*****t thing!"

'Never, Ever...believe everything you read.'

Superstition City

Say What! Mark Meadows

"And that was the news. . . But please feel free to go online and vent your spite, spread your conspiracy theories and promote your ill-informed opinions. . ."

'Don't believe everything you hear about global cooling, it's just a theory.'

Psychiatric Centre/Vaccination Centre

Weapens of Mass Redaction

"Which variant of the hoax do you think we contracted?"

RFK Jr Anti-Vax

Anti-Vaxxers