Dark Alley Enthusiast T-Shirts

Muggers nick nurses bag only to be showered in syringes

Lady Macbeth

100 best beheadings

Mafia Short-Term Memory Clinic. 'Fuhgettaboutit.'

Vincent Van Goth.

Faust

These colour charts are ridiculous... coal' black, 'midnight' black, 'licquorice black'.' - 'There's too much choice! All I want is plain old boring bl-' - 'Ooooooh... 'panther' black.' -

Misery lit...

How Witches Do Diabetic Testing.

Voodoo Darts. . .

The night

"I know I'm evil, but will I ever be diabolical?"

Meet the Artist

Can't you just text me..?

Service Entry.

Sinister looking man sits near outline of body, with a sign that reads: 'All my own work'.

"Isn't it amazing! My horoscope said I was going to meet a tall dark stranger..."

The Last Powerpoint

'You want Goya - around the corner.'

Sacrifices at 4:00PM and 6:00PM

Skull Icons

Rudy, stop thinking about it. About what? About how if the Dark Ages had never happened, we'd be so much more technologically advanced by now. Instead of poking acks on your me-phone, you'd have a chip implanted up your whatsits that'd let you do anything you could imagine. My phone says without the Dark Ages, we'd have had no Renaissance - so you science-haters are responsible for my me-phone. Stalemate.

The Dancer's Reward - Salome grasping the head of the Baptist

Flies 'n' Maggots tattoo

"That's NOT how we contact the Prince of Darkness..!!"

'Just ignore your father - he's been dabbling in the occult again....'

Watercolour challenge for teenagers.

The mausoleum at Chesney Wold

Eadred

"Hey there, fella. Our time machine transported us to your period of history because we're huge Dark Ages buffs."

'I'm toast.'