Dark Ages Satirist Pillows

'Ethelred - What we're offering is the chance to consolidate all your Danegeld payments into one manageable lump sum.'

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

"You're fired."

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

"I'm expert at sniffing out blame."

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

Trump pardons

UK border controls relaxed.

No-Work Orange

'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'

Priest's 'To do' list.

"It's made entirely out of rejected resumes."

'I don't remember predetermining THAT!'

"...And do you Sean Spicer take Kelly Anne Conway..." "The marriage of alternative facts"

Forlornaments: Tools to drain individual and team spirit

"And on the eighth day, God sat back with a scotch and soda and waited for the critical reviews."

Ghostwriting the Bible

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

Contrary to popular belief, the road to Hell is paved with a comprehensive, lifetime tax return.

"The best part is that we got hell to pay for it."

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

CIA report

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."

"Congratulations, Trumpism. It's ot often we initiate a new horseman."

"We should start a church where we only read the parts of the bible that are never read in church."

Bookstore, the Politically Incorrect Guide to You.

Please enjoy this culturally, ethnically, religiously and politically correct cartoon responsibly.

"Britain's Got Talent is now in its tenth astonishingly brilliant year!"

"International best seller! It's just a squirrel."

Spot the Difference - God/Uncle Sam

"Hell, George - they even miss ME!"

"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"