Dark Ages Satirist Mugs

'Ethelred - What we're offering is the chance to consolidate all your Danegeld payments into one manageable lump sum.'

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

"You're fired."

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

"I'm expert at sniffing out blame."

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

Torturing the English Language

We Tenatively Oppose War on Strictly Procedural Grounds

Trump pardons

UK border controls relaxed.

'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'

Priest's 'To do' list.

No-Work Orange

"It's made entirely out of rejected resumes."

"...And do you Sean Spicer take Kelly Anne Conway..." "The marriage of alternative facts"

"And on the eighth day, God sat back with a scotch and soda and waited for the critical reviews."

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

Forlornaments: Tools to drain individual and team spirit

'I don't remember predetermining THAT!'

Ghostwriting the Bible

Contrary to popular belief, the road to Hell is paved with a comprehensive, lifetime tax return.

"The best part is that we got hell to pay for it."

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

CIA report

Bookstore, the Politically Incorrect Guide to You.

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."

"We should start a church where we only read the parts of the bible that are never read in church."

"Congratulations, Trumpism. It's ot often we initiate a new horseman."

Please enjoy this culturally, ethnically, religiously and politically correct cartoon responsibly.

"Britain's Got Talent is now in its tenth astonishingly brilliant year!"

'No, smart guy -- it means all of them at once!'

"International best seller! It's just a squirrel."

Spot the Difference - God/Uncle Sam